Brianne is a MF Bitch (!!) - Summer Group Coaching & Mastermind

June 1 to -July 13

You have been [lovingly] warned.

 
It’s summer, so here’s a fun photo of me being MEAN for a pool photoshoot. ;)

It’s summer, so here’s a fun photo of me being MEAN for a pool photoshoot. ;)

I want YOU to know that I am listening to my BOSS BITCH playlist while typing this, so it’s there’s going to be strong, Rihanna, Mabel, Meg Thee Stallion, The Chicks, Cardi B, et al, VIBES on this page!!!

I hate sales pages that go on forever before giving a price (ew), so up-fucking-front I’m telling you this is a 6 week mastermind for $399 USD. That’s $67 a session. If we did this 1:1 as a coaching program, the fee would be $2,400.

New Group Coaching Mastermind: I’m Gonna Be a Fucking BITCH.

If you’re on this page, it’s because you want to GET SHIT DONE this summer. You have a big project, task, business initiative, etc, that hasn’t been GETTING DONE, so you’re here to break the mother fucking glass on the emergency glass to get shit done!!

This summer, you want to have a fucking REAL “Coach Brianne” energy, demanding that you level the fuck up. You may be a liiiiiittle worried about this energy, but we’ve worked together before – and you know that I am going to team up and make fucking magic happen. Witchy weird MONEYYY MAGIC.

You want to dig in, get real and make THINGS HAPPEN.

You love your current group of Biz Besties, but you know that you need to be surrounded by people who are also leveling the fuck up, shedding the old version of you and showing up to your mother fucking destiny.

Below, I’ve shared how the mastermind works, pricing and next steps.

  • Who This Mastermind is For

  • How Coaching Will Work (My “Balls to the WALL” Approach)

  • How This Mastermind Works

  • YOUR Commitment

  • Application & Pricing

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Who This Mastermind is For - Requirements

Normally, when I do a group mastermind, I have a specific focus and take folks into the mastermind who are at a variety of levels. For this hyper-focused mastermind, I’m making all the content and coaching SUPER SPECIFIC for a super specific group of folks.

This mastermind is designed for solopreneurs, entrepreneurs and business owners. To join this mastermind, you need to be REALLY FUCKING CLEAR AND COMMITTED TO MAKING YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BOOM.

REQUIREMENTS

  • You offer products or services that people currently pay for, and you earn between $500 - $4,000 a month – and you want to dramatically grow this. [OR you KNOW that folks would pay this, if you could #GetYourShitTogether.]

  • You understand the importance of personal development, listening to something nearly every dang day. You regularly listen to podcasts, audio books, TED Talks, online classes, etc, that have helped you level TF up!

  • You have a big project dreamed up to help you scale your business – and you’re STUCK. You are ass deep in an energetic swamp, and you fantasize about having a Wesley (of any gender) come and get you fucking moving.

  • You are a badass or bad bitch or bad (insert noun here), and you get shit done – but this project is just not happening.

  • You’re explicitly Pro-Black & Pro-Trans. You take action to combat white supremacy and the patriarchy in your daily life.

  • You have limiting beliefs about money, your value, and what you’re capable of. You need a space to share these limiting beliefs and have someone challenge them.

Who This Mastermind is NOT For You If:

  • You love excuses and cling to them like they’re a life raft on The Titanic. You can’t get shit done and it’s the fault of your dog, The Man, the weather, the stars, your parents, or your super annoying neighbor who plays their recorder at 4AM every day of the week.

  • Your current life partner(s) drags you and gaslights you. This is too common! I am being clear about this issue, because I see it a LOT. I’m not a therapist, baby!!! I hear your struggle, and I direct you (lovingly) to check out CBT Therapy!

  • You want to dream big and stay stuck. Secretly, you don’t want to execute on SHIT. You’ll stick to dreaming about “someday” and taking action sometime in the vague future.

The Coaching Approach - I’m MEAN

Okay, so this mastermind is the AMPED UP version of my regular masterminds. This is a mastermind where I’m not going to make space for excuses or reasons shit doesn’t get done.

I am going to show up as my empathetic and intersectional self, and I’m gonna pushback HARD on excuses and lack of progress.

Normally, I make space for “life issues” to pop up. NOPE! NOT DURING THIS MASTERMIND!

This can be hard to explain, so below I’ve shared 2 examples.

(SHOWING is more useful than telling, right?!)

*** Example 1 ***

Here’s how an example of how coaching call will go if a client didn’t make their commitment, due to a stressful week at their 9-5. Here’s a little scripted scenario:

Mean Brianne: I hear that challenge, that must have been frustrating to deal with at your job. What else did you do this week?

Client: Yeah, it was really stressful. I also cooked all day Saturday for my niece’s birthday bash, did XYZ things on my business, reorganized all of my closets and cleaned out my garage.

Mean Brianne: That is a busy week, and those sound like really valuable uses of your time. I love planning birthdays! When looking at your business goals, were all of these activities more important than your business?

Client: Well, no….. But it’s important to have a clean and organized house!!

Mean Brianne: I hear you. Is having a clean garage and reorganized closets more important to you than your business goals?

Client: Oh, shit. No.

Mean Brianne: Looking at your week, what activities should’ve gotten a lower priority? Where could you have “won back” 3-4 hours?

Client: I should’ve outsourced more for my nieces party, and I should’ve only done my closets. Then I would’ve had time to do my commitment.

Mean Brianne: I love this! It’s important to note that family and having an organized house are important aspects of life! But it’s important to make sure your business doesn’t get the shit end of the stick.

Too often, we aren’t getting shit done because of disorganized priorities and being a superstar for everyone else first – and ourselves last.

Womp womp!! And we don’t realize this is happening without someone pointing it out. Otherwise, it’s just a “hectic week” and we don’t take ownership over it.

*** Example 2 ***

Here’s how an example of how coaching call will go if a client didn’t make their commitment to write their About Page on their website, and they don’t have a good reason. Here’s a little scripted scenario:

Mean Brianne: Okay, let’s look at this issue more in-depth. Do you know how to write an About Page?

Client: Yes, and I even did research on others in my industry/niche. I just didn’t write it. I open up the document, and I’m stuck. I just stare at the blinking cursor. There’s so much I want to say!!

Mean Brianne: Okay, I hear that! It can be hard to share all of it in a document.

Client: Yeah, exactly! There’s just so much I offer and do, and I can’t make that fit on a page!!

Mean Brianne: That’s real! You have a diverse skillset! When it comes to your About Page, it’s critical to remember that this isn’t a memoir or biography. It is a page where you share relevant information on your background, and how your experience ties into your services. It is not the sum total of who you are.

Client: Oh… I see. Yeah, I was getting overwhelmed “defining myself…”

Mean Brianne: That happens! This week, your job is to set a timer for 40 minutes and just bullshit an About Page. Give yourself permission to have it suck ass. When the timer dings, set another timer for 15 minutes. During that time, edit the text you’ve written. It is totally normal to hate everything you’ve written. I don’t give a fuck if you hate it, and neither should you! When the second timer goes off, publish it to your website and move the fuck on.

Client: I hate this!

Mean Brianne: I know! Sucks to suck! It’s normal to hate parts of your website. Welcome to the club! No one can pay you for your services if your website is BLANK. Done is gonna get you paid, babe. Do you commit to doing this excercise this week?

Client: UGH. Yes, fine.

How This Mastermind Works

For this mastermind, you will come with a project or initiative that you need accountability to make happen. You have a pretty solid understanding of how to make this project happen, you just… aren’t doing it!

There are a literally a ZILLION ways this could look, but vagueness is confusing – so here’s a non-exhaustive list of possibilities:

  • Operation System for Clients - Do you know that you need to set up Dubsado or Honeybook to manage client projects, inquiries, etc, but just. . haven’t? Let’s get these systems BOOTED UP!

  • OUTSOURCING PLAN - Do you know you need to hire a VA or other contractor, but feel ill at the thought? Been there! Let’s fucking ousource!

  • Own WEBSITE - Do you desperately need to make a website on Squarspace or Wix for your services? Come on in.

  • Content Creation - Do you suck at blogging, creating a social media plan or have been resisting setting up an email welcome series? Let’s get this done!

Again, you might need troubleshooting help (from me, Brianne), but overall you know how to make the project HAPPEN. What you need is accountability.

Call Schedule - 80 Minutes a Week

Every week, you will get on the phone and share an update on whether you made your commitment happen. If you didn’t make your commitment happen, expect a fuck-ton of pushback from yours truly. Right now, calls are planned for Tuesdays at 6PM Pacific, but could change based on group needs.

Format:

  • Calls on Zoom each week

  • Questions & Cheerleading & Real Talk in the Facebook Group

Real Talk:The Facebook Group is one of the TOP values in this coaching group, as being surrounded by folks who are also trying to Make Shit Happen is key!!!

Schedule:

The mastermind also includes fun little sassy lectures from yours truly. Here’s what’s on the calendar":

  • Week 1 // June 1: Making Your Fuckin’ Awesome Plan | During our first session, I will guide everyone through making a plan to complete their BIG PROJECT, setting milestones and scheduling time. I will literally make you get out your google calendar or planner and schedule this shit. :). We will make a specific and ACTIONABLE PLAN!

  • Week 2 // June 8: “I’m Not THAT Bitch” AKA “Naming Your Needs” | Oftentimes, you don’t make progress on a task or project because you’re failing to name your needs in other areas of your life. During this session, I will share scripted statements to use to communicate how you need your supporters (friends, fans and customers!) to show up for you. You’ll leave the session feeling more empowered to have hard conversations.

  • Week 3 // June 23: Internal Fears Can Fuck OFF! | In this session, I’ll share how to uncover the REAL reason you’re not getting a task or project done, naming internal fears that are tripping you up. You’ll leave the session with a deeper understanding of how to identify and move past roadblocks.

  • Week 4 // June 29: Fuck Your Business “Should’s” | In this session, I’m going to share how it is okay to make the decision NOT to do business activities you “should” do. We can’t all be viral on all social media platforms, be a published author, have a new website, develop products, send clients birthday cards, etc. The REAL power is looking at things that you “SHOULD” do and making he decision to just… NOT do them. No half-assing or apologies. Fuck that. We’re NOT doing this. I’ll share a framework to make these calls and you’ll leave the call feeling GREAT about all the shit you’re CHOOSING not to do.

  • Week 5 // July 6: Fire Your Damn Self | In this session, I’ll show how I vet and hire virtual assistants and support staff. Babe, you’re not going to make more money if you’re the one doing everything. You’ll leave the session ready to run a test project with a VA.

  • Week 6 // July 13: TBD || Based on Group Votes! This session can be about managing and manifesting money, or other blocks. In my group coaching, there’s always one specific topic that I do NOT see coming, lol. So this session is open so the coaching can adapt to the group.

Network with Other Go-Getters

In group coaching, a HUGE part of the value is in networking with other go-getters. You’ll cheer each other on, have big “AHA!” moments and have a group of fellow business creators in your circle.

My clients frequently find themselves collaborating on future projects, sending each other leads and opportunities and co-creating some pretty awesome stuff.

If you feel isolated when it comes to MAKING SHIT HAPPEN, because your current circle doesn’t “get you,” then pleeeeease join us for this group!

Payment Plan Option

Need to divide the course fee into 2 payments? Send me a message and we’ll set dates!

Sign Me Up!

Ready to rock? Send $399 via PayPal here. Prefer an invoice? Drop me a line saying, “I’m ready to sign up!” here.

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